Scully
(Filk of "Sandy" from "Grease")
Summoned to the Gunmen’s,
Pushed in a chair,
Held down so tight...
Lost all my hair!
Scully,
Can’t you see,
They used a flowbee.
My hair is dead, none on my head,
There’s nothin’ left to see.
Stop and stare – it’s hedgehog hair –
I know you’ll wonder why-y-y
Oh why it’s so twee**,
Oh Scully
Oh Scully, baby, look at me,
I know you are in pain.
But somehow, someway, my hair will grow again.
I’ll even grow some sideburns
Like Memento Mori,
Oh please, please believe,
Oh Scully
Scully my darlin’,
Your hair looks real good. You know it’s true.
And baby, you gotta believe me when I say,
I can’t live up to you.
Your hair’s so fine, but look at mine,
I sit and wonder why-y-y
They did this to me,
Oh Scully
Scully, Scully, why-y-y, oh Scully!
**Some dictionaries do recognise this as a word. Honest.
