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One day our favourite agent
Was sweating like a pig
Because her liddle tummy
Was getting very big.

She didn't have no ova
She didn't get to rut
But somehow there was growing
A baby in her gut.

The sweat, it made her tank-top
Cling tightly to her chest.
Gestation has its good points -
Ah me! Those breasts are blessed.

But Scully, she was hungry -
So then she stuffed her face
With squirrel-friendly cheetos
And oh! Her bra was lace.

A man came through the doorway
And Scully was enthralled.
Those arms, that chest!- and best of all,
He was completely bald!

"Hey Scullster," growled the Skin-man,
"I've got some news for you.
You know your partner Mulder?
We found him at the zoo.

"They thought he was a monkey
And kept him with the apes.
They twigged when Mulder started asking
For his porno tapes."

"Oh Mulder!" cried Saint Scully,
"My primal primate guy!
I thought he'd been abducted
By creatures from the sky!

"But now he's back home safely,
And likely quite aglow -
In all these months he doubtless got
Some evrul yeknom toh!"

So Scully and her Mulder
Were happy and at ease.
And soon they had a family
Of lovely chimpanzees.

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