Missing at FEST
Autumn demurely examining cheeses
Loa and Bead giving Krycek's ass squeezes
Ev'ryone talking about Scully's chest
These are the things that I'm missing at FEST.
Paula stop, drop, rolling into a canyon
Lensie inflating her fav'rite companion
Sparky the wonder trout getting compressed
These are the things that I'm missing at FEST.
Jean prancing merrily into a river
Bryn singing filks that make Autumn's knees quiver
Mandy cavorting in feet that aren't dressed
These are the things that I'm missing at FEST.
When the list bites
When my mail stops
When I'm drunk as hell
I simply remember the people at FEST
And hope all their brains dispel.
'Chita and Beer squaring off over snackage
Ev'ryone opening our severed package
Rania providing updates on her breasts
These are the things that I'm missing at FEST.
La.. smashing heads in with her baton twirling
Kiss waxing 'shipper till people are hurling
Minions brown-nosing till Autumn's impressed
These are the things that I'm missing at FEST.
Spawnie and Barb plotting widespread corruption
Fi being clever without interruption
Ev'ryone hugging till airways congest
These are the things that I'm missing at FEST.
When I think of
All the neeners
That will soon be said
I simply remember the people at FEST
And hope they all come back dead!
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