It's a Jolly FBI with Scully

Mulder:

It's a jolly FBI with Scully,
Scully helps me with my quest.
When the Man Pain starts to overwhelm me,
Scully shoots me in the chest!
We hunt genetic mutants in the sewers,
We search for saucers in the skies above.
When Scully rolls her tongue,
I feel so young,
You'd never know I'm just a pile of dung.
Oh, it's a jolly FBI with Scully,
No wonder that it's Scully that I love!


Pendrell:

It’s a jolly FBI with Scully,
Scully makes my head so light.
When she spouts a scientific theory,
Scully makes my pants too tight!
Her hair is like a fire in the forest,
Her eyes are blue and tender like a dove.
When Scully quirks her brow,
My heart goes POW,
My mind says, "Go and murder Mulder now."
Oh, it’s a jolly FBI with Scully,
No wonder that it’s Scully that I love!


Skinner:

It’s a jolly FBI with Scully,
Scully keeps me up at night.
When, inside a lift, she briefly kissed me,
Scully made my head shine bright!
When she referred to heads immersed in asses,
I had to give myself a mental shove.
When Scully flips her hair,
I stop and stare,
I squirm and shift around in my desk chair.
Oh, it’s a jolly FBI with Scully,
No wonder that it’s Scully that I love!


The syndicate:

It’s a jolly FBI with Smudgy,
Smudgy helps us run amok,
When we introduced Diana Fowley,
Mulder turned into a schmuck!
We kidnapped Smudge, and then we gave her cancer,
But she proved pretty hard to get rid of.
When Smudgy disappears,
Poor Mulder fears
That he won’t find the truth for years and years.
Oh, it’s a jolly FBI with Smudgy,
No wonder that it’s Smudgy that we love!


Chris Carter:

It’s a jolly TV show with Scully,
Crappy episodes she’ll save.
Even when we deal with killer kitties,
Scully makes the critics rave!
She gets the show all sorts of groovy prizes,
The ones that David’s only dreaming of.
When Scully sheds a tear,
I grin and cheer,
"Director’s prizes will be mine this year."
Oh, it’s a jolly TV show with Scully,
No wonder that it’s Scully that I love!





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