Basement Down the Stairs*
or Scully Gets Snarky
There is a basement down the stairs
Nobody there takes my advice
Aren’t any stiffs for me to dice
Not in the basement down the stairs.
There is a man so full of crap
With Billy Clinton he compares**
With busty skanks he has affairs
All in the basement down the stairs.
There is a nameplate on the door
Taunts me each time I go inside
It smirks and tries to be Mulderesque
It says, "Give up. You’ll never get a desk."
I know a place where science sucks
I know a place beyond all prayers
Someday I'll drown in my despairs
In that damn basement down the stairs.
*I am aware of the redundancy of this title. You got a problem with it? ;)
**No offense is intended toward the eminent American president. And just to clarify,
I used the comparison in reference to his being full of crap, NOT to his having affairs
with busty skanks. Although, come to think of it...oh, just shoot me.
