Bet you're wondering what the hell we are, huh?

Okay. We are a sub-group of the Order of the Blessed Saint Scully the Enigmatic, or the OBSSE. The OBSSE is a group that celebrates the glory that is Dana Scully from the TV show "The X-Files". Beyond that, it's hard to describe - if you're not familiar with it, here's a link for you. That'll give you a better idea of what we're about.



Right. Now, for the part about US. :)

Aderyn inhabits England, although her roots are Welsh, and Skull walks upside down in Australia. We have to wait a very long time for episodes of "The X-Files" to air in our countries, and it can be somewhat frustrating when the episodes are discussed in depth on the OBSSE mailing list - cuz we don't have a clue what they're on about. So, we decided to create a haven for the poor deprived foreigners of the list. And, uh, this is it. ;)

Our original mission statement, composed especially for the members of the list, has gone to mission statement heaven. We decided it needed to be more accessible, for the purpose of reaching a broader audience. (Wishful thinking, I suppose.) However, Aderyn has lovingly rewritten it, and so without further ado...

   

[Aderyn steps up to the podium]

Dearly beloved, assorted miscreants, hangers on, the morbidly curious, and those with nowt else better to do,  

We are gathered here today to praise that most revered of sub-groups -- the Spoiler Virgins. Shyeah right.

It all started during Fall / Autumn of '99. Certain OBSSE list members started to wax poetic about the pain of being subjected to season seven spoilers on said list. A couple of Sisters (let's call them Aderyn and Skull) while sympathetic, found this to be hysterically funny, because when you live outside the US *everything's* a spoiler. And so SVYRDMUL Incorporated was born: "Spoiler-Virgins?-Yeah-Right-Don't-Make-Us-Laugh."

We bickered, cogitated, and hit each other with The Club™ over many harrowing days as we plotted our Mission.

Skull: Days?

... over many harrowing seconds, as we plotted our Mission. And after we had both recovered from our concussions, we managed to scribble a few objectives into an Abbey prayer book that Skull had stolen from the library.

And so without further ado (and this time I mean it!), here follows the Severed Mission:

   

• To unite OBSSE sibliren suffering from Scullynemia and season seven deprivationitis.

• To lounge about in the Hot Tub drinking 'ritas, chilling as the rest of the Abbey get their knickers in a twist over the CHarc, Naked!Scully (well it might happen), or the latest well thought out revelation in the <cough> mytharc.

• To bore the rest of the Abbey with posts that embrace OT & RP, and fill these valuable list contributions with comments about pre-season seven Scully. Heh heh.

• To use our over-active, warped imaginations to speculate about what *really* happened during season seven episodes.

• To laugh at Spoiler Virgins... in a nice way of course.

• To enjoy ourselves, be merry, and live it up. YeeHaw.

   

[Aderyn falls off the podium]

Membership:


The doors of SVYRDMUL membership are always open. There are only three requirements you must meet in order to join us:

1) You must be a sister or brother of the OBSSE.
2) You must inhabit a country that experiences a time delay on new X-Files episodes.
3) You must have an excellent sense of humour - you'll need it. ;)

We love acquiring new members (well, we're sure we will when it happens) and we love the actual people even more, so please drop us a line at our management address if you'd like to become a part of our insanity, or if you have any quenchtions. We are a warm and welcoming community. Well, except for the weapons, but they don't really count. ;)





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