Season Six Scully

WARNING:

The following filk was *composed* under difficult circumstances.
Aderyn had just received the distressing news that the bleepin'
BBC have postponed showing season 6 until "sometime in 2000". She
is now tragically suffering from a particularly nasty bout of Scullynemia.
Despite valiant efforts on her part to avoid both RP, and comfort
in the form of alcoholic beverages , she's succumbed in a
most unflattering way. I ask that you proceed with caution, or at
least venture forward with a LARGE 'rita in hand.

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In a previous life, this was 'Coffee & TV' by Blur. This filk is
for everyone who's still a season 6 virgin -- and I'd better not be the only one ;-)

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Do you feel like you're living
In the land of X-Files past?
Spoilers the net'll be giving,
Kicked around fast.
Read the threads, know the plots
For every freakin ep'.
On Quartermass-Lite
My heart is set.

So give me Season Six Scully
IMMEDIATELY.
Agua Mala, Dreamland 2,
Any old crap will do.
Angstability
Is what I long to see.
Give me glimpse of the Dread White Shirt
On the eyebrow raising chickadee,
Or I'll be RPing again.

Do you go to the Abbey
Mumbling "Season Six...wassat?"
There are people there who help you
Give you 'ritas and proz-tacs.
Their pranks ease my nun-pain,
Still feel like I'm missing out.
Scullynemia I'll gain,
I need help, she whom it's all about.

So give me Season Six Scully
IMMEDIATELY.
Agua Mala, Dreamland 2,
Any old crap will do.
Angstability
Is what I long to see.
Give me a glimpse of the Dread white Shirt
On the eyebrow raising chickadee.
Or I'll be ...I'll be..be donning my kevlar wimple and ..and stomping around and stuff.