Final Curtain Call

Ma Scully, where have you been all year?
Dammit, get your ass down to LA I cheer.
You're needed to *up* the angst, woe, and female bonding.
To see your age-defying face I am surely longing.

Ma Scully, will you ever return to XF?
Afraid that 1013 will kill you off?
Fear not, the Scully family curse you will certainly avoid.
'Cause if CC even thinks about messing with you, nobody will stop me from being the one
that throws the switch and gasses him out of this life for good, that son of a bitch.

Ma Scully, are you listening? I said get back to XF *NOW*;
Our Saint melts a little when you're around.
Still embarrassed about raising that twit Bill Junior?
We all make mistakes dear; you're forgiven by this OBSSEsor.

Ma Scully, enough already with this extended sabbatical -
Your presence for a *good* Scullyangst ep' is crucial.
Time is short, the final season airs this Fall.
Mother Margaret, this is your final curtain call.